(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician per year is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
Now think about this:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million..)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner per year is .000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So, statistically speaking, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR
Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, Doctors do.”
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
October 2006
Isn’t that interesting…. *snicker*
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Old school Man Show. Yes. It’s a wonderful thing.
Coworker: well…
Coworker: how is your morning going
ME: FUCK ARRRRRGH GODDAMN PEOPLE ARRRRGH I CAN’T FUCKING STAND THESE IDIOTS THEY’RE PISSING ME OFF I HATE THEM THE FUCKING TARDS THEY’RE WORSE THAN GETTING YOUR PENIS CAUGHT IN THE PICKLE SLICER AND COMING BACK WITH A BLOODY STUMP I’D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF IN THE ASS AND THEN TRY TO TAKE A SHIT THAN TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS CRAP I FUCKING HATE THEM THE BASTARDS
ME: Pretty decent, actually.
Okay, I’m liking this more and more
Now this is fucking sweet. I can add stuff, and change it around any ol fuckin way I want. Like, check it out. I’ve got the new radio.blog on the sidebar now. Check out the Jawbox song that I found out about a bit ago. It’s really nifty. The posting gui on WordPress is pretty nice, too. There’s click and drag elements and everything. The only thing is, is that it *does* kinda crunch the cpu. But that’s prolly cuz I’ve got quite a bit open. In any case, I think I’ve found my format. The PHP and CSS that I found for this page format seems pretty easy to mess with and the API is pretty basic, so I’m not going to have to sit here and learn all this serious programming bullshit that I’ll never otherwise need. And since I can play with it this much, I might post more. Heh. I’m becoming more geek.
