I Hate Blogs

Okay, everybody, go to your local Walgreens and check the energy drink area for the Battery Cans of Jolt Cola. If you see them, buy them. We hafta keep Jolt available in Tallahassee. Tell your friends. Tell your coworkers. Tell the person you had sloppy sex with last night and would never call again. I don’t care if you buy it and never drink it. Just go out and buy some! They’re about $2.99 a can for 23.5 fluid ounces. And for the hippies, the cans are *reusable* and hold pressure well. Buy it and turn it into the coolest “pipe” you will EVER own. Buy a piece of history! Buy it and post a comment on where you got it from!

Because if we have this for sale in Tallahassee after so many years of having an extreme lack of Jolt Cola, and lose it again, I WILL DIE! And you don’t want that to happen now, do you?

So, just in case you guys haven’t bothered to drop a www in front of the domain name, here’s a hint. It’s my VMOTD blog. It’s the Vague Message of the Day. A lot of it (okay, ALL of it) is stuff we actually run into with users over the course of any given day.

It’s fairly well dedicated to those users who call you up with a problem and give you nothing more than, “My computer is broke. How long will it take to fix it?”

It’s going through a little bit of a redesign since I switched from b2evolution (decent blogging program but not very mature) to WordPress. WordPress has a lot better spam prevention system and the php for the themes is fairly simple to manipulate. The publishing part of it is really intuitive as well. If you’ve got a spare box sitting around doing nothing, I’d highly suggest dropping CentOS 5 onto it and installing WordPress. It’s fun and you get to learn how to do shit in the process.

Yes, they are just that goddamned good. I mean holy crap, they’re wonderful and you don’t feel like you’re drinking bottled “Corporate Conglomerate.” I’ll have to do a price comparison, but I think they’re cheaper than the Starbucks frappachino.